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Created on 2003-06-28 16:13:23 (#1147963), last updated 2005-04-10
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Basic Info| Name: | storm in a teacup |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-19 |
| Location: | Atco, New Jersey, United States |
Contact:
redrae@addr.com Biobio courtesy of ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
skylarking.....
Oct. 2004:
- I can tell the difference between gerbils and hamsters from over IM.
- SHREW!!!
- I can get Gabe to kick your ass. Or try to lay a clap on ya.
- I have a really quick vom reflex.
- I know who Archimedes is because of owls, pies, and windowsills.
- Once you go Rae*, you never go gay, but once you go dyke, you never go bike.
- I run over curbs and complain about how much I suck while laughing about it.
- My interests have shifted from furry animals to small furry animals and turtles.
- I've started a trend where people's birthdays mean that they buy their friends gifts instead of just getting gifts.
- I'm hellbent on having vegemite. I know it'll probably taste like crap. I've seen documented sources tell me that it does. But I badger Ian to find some and serve it at his parties.
- I badgered Ian to get caviar... then was afraid to eat it... then didn't like it... but am gonna get it again.
- I eat raw pasta and buillion cubes.
- I sure like complaining. But it's generally entertaining.
- I sometimes have interest in people who (Ian thinks) deserve to be shipped to Abhu Dhabi.
- A quote from Ian's mom: "She thinks I'm hot, so she must be cool..."
- Like all of the best things in life, I don't give the best first impressions.
- Entertain me.
- 3 AM diner trips to complain about life with me RULE.
- I own a stuffed animal of a combination tomato, gun, phone, and apple. With a face.
- I am NOT a morning person.
- I complain about small children who take hermit crabs and misuse them... but I hoard them and do the same thing when given the opportunity.
- I introduced Katie to Ian, so he owes me part of his soul. Or his brother.
Jan 2004:
- You can walk around anywhere all day long and not find someone with the same outfit as me... and I almost hide that I'm proud of this fact.
- Don't argue with me. It won't work.
- I'm open to suggestions... as long as I haven't already formed an opinion on it.
- I'd feel bad if I ran into a person. I'd cry if I hit a small furry animal.
- I listen to what you say. I'll throw silverware at you if you ignore what I say.
- My bad days tend to sort of snowball. If one genuinely shitty thing happens to me, every minor bad thing that happens afterwards will get blown out of proportion. And don't ever point this out if you like having a functional face.
- I invent words.
- If a dirty joke can be made out of it, I'll either make it, imply it, or giggle at it.
- I like to own as many small furry animals as can be obtained.
- That's what she said.
- If I hate you, you'll know it. It has nothing to do with my Italian-ness.
- The louder and more female you are, the more likely I am to hate you.
- You can't talk to other girls named Rachel. I get jealous.
- I'm a slight bit of a creature of habit. Creature of habit... I think I want to have one of those as a pet.
- I sure like complaining.
"[Rae] (who is apparantly the decisive factor of my entries now) is insisting that I assimilate her to pus filled skin disorders. So...
Both prefer damaged, moist, unwashed, frequently agitated places
She claims to be 98 percent pus.
Both like giving the people she associates with more reason to wear makeup.
Both claim to prefer men, but you know they'll consort with women, too.
Either one can be destroyed with a heated pin through the head.
Both will find a way to stick out of a crowd
Both would prefer to travel via rat.
Both like to see people be effected by them. "
almostcool: aww rae, you could swalllow a watermellon whole and still have an amazing body
my turtle farm: thanks..... i think
almostcool: i was clearly implying you'd look better post watermelon
* don't capitalize my name.
skylarking.....Oct. 2004:
- I can tell the difference between gerbils and hamsters from over IM.
- SHREW!!!
- I can get Gabe to kick your ass. Or try to lay a clap on ya.
- I have a really quick vom reflex.
- I know who Archimedes is because of owls, pies, and windowsills.
- Once you go Rae*, you never go gay, but once you go dyke, you never go bike.
- I run over curbs and complain about how much I suck while laughing about it.
- My interests have shifted from furry animals to small furry animals and turtles.
- I've started a trend where people's birthdays mean that they buy their friends gifts instead of just getting gifts.
- I'm hellbent on having vegemite. I know it'll probably taste like crap. I've seen documented sources tell me that it does. But I badger Ian to find some and serve it at his parties.
- I badgered Ian to get caviar... then was afraid to eat it... then didn't like it... but am gonna get it again.
- I eat raw pasta and buillion cubes.
- I sure like complaining. But it's generally entertaining.
- I sometimes have interest in people who (Ian thinks) deserve to be shipped to Abhu Dhabi.
- A quote from Ian's mom: "She thinks I'm hot, so she must be cool..."
- Like all of the best things in life, I don't give the best first impressions.
- Entertain me.
- 3 AM diner trips to complain about life with me RULE.
- I own a stuffed animal of a combination tomato, gun, phone, and apple. With a face.
- I am NOT a morning person.
- I complain about small children who take hermit crabs and misuse them... but I hoard them and do the same thing when given the opportunity.
- I introduced Katie to Ian, so he owes me part of his soul. Or his brother.
Jan 2004:
- You can walk around anywhere all day long and not find someone with the same outfit as me... and I almost hide that I'm proud of this fact.
- Don't argue with me. It won't work.
- I'm open to suggestions... as long as I haven't already formed an opinion on it.
- I'd feel bad if I ran into a person. I'd cry if I hit a small furry animal.
- I listen to what you say. I'll throw silverware at you if you ignore what I say.
- My bad days tend to sort of snowball. If one genuinely shitty thing happens to me, every minor bad thing that happens afterwards will get blown out of proportion. And don't ever point this out if you like having a functional face.
- I invent words.
- If a dirty joke can be made out of it, I'll either make it, imply it, or giggle at it.
- I like to own as many small furry animals as can be obtained.
- That's what she said.
- If I hate you, you'll know it. It has nothing to do with my Italian-ness.
- The louder and more female you are, the more likely I am to hate you.
- You can't talk to other girls named Rachel. I get jealous.
- I'm a slight bit of a creature of habit. Creature of habit... I think I want to have one of those as a pet.
- I sure like complaining.
"[Rae] (who is apparantly the decisive factor of my entries now) is insisting that I assimilate her to pus filled skin disorders. So...
Both prefer damaged, moist, unwashed, frequently agitated places
She claims to be 98 percent pus.
Both like giving the people she associates with more reason to wear makeup.
Both claim to prefer men, but you know they'll consort with women, too.
Either one can be destroyed with a heated pin through the head.
Both will find a way to stick out of a crowd
Both would prefer to travel via rat.
Both like to see people be effected by them. "
almostcool: aww rae, you could swalllow a watermellon whole and still have an amazing body
my turtle farm: thanks..... i think
almostcool: i was clearly implying you'd look better post watermelon
* don't capitalize my name.
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