December 9th, 2004 @ 8:27pm
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I think all auto mechanics should be required to take two semesters of college chemistry.
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October 28th, 2004 @ 4:57pm
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Today, I had a sociology test to take and a takehome quiz to hand in.
The quiz was stored in my book.
I woke up this morning and drove to class. I had ten minutes to kill so I decided to glance through the sociology book, seeing as how I haven't opened it since class started August 28th. Book not in car. Panic. Called my mom asking her to look for it at home. No dice.
Looking forlorn, I went to Chem, contemplating my eventual sociological doom.
As I walked into the classroom, I realized two things at once:
1) The last place I'd seen my book was Starview. It had to be there. Ironic because I had chastised Bill for almost forgetting his backpack there that night.
2) I was drunk when I set my alarm last night, which meant it was approximately one hour before my Chem class began, and I had just walked into a classroom full of strangers. Convenient because it gave me ample time to...
Drive to starview and retrieve my book. Which, I might add, had a nice little note on it saying "regular customer, do not throw away!" Thanks, Sheryl. I owe you a mighty fine tip.
So then I went to chemistry class for real. Somehow, I ended up with 80% of the contents of Beaker A (Beaker A: hydrochloric acid*, ethyl acetate** and distilled water) all over my crotch***. I firmly believe that ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) mashimar0 threw it at me because I never know what's going on but always pretend I do. She denies this. I suffered no serious injury and the lack of a Beaker A didn't really affect our experiment because Beakers B and C didn't work as planned and I can only assume that A wouldn't have either.
Sociology test? Using my advanced math and statistics skills, I estimate a grade of 80.3 before the curve. We'll see how it pans out.
* Corrosive. Inhalation of vapour is harmful. Ingestion may be fatal. Liquid can cause severe damage to skin and eyes.
** primary ingredient in nailpolish.
*** read more about the incident here.
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August 4th, 2004 @ 5:39pm
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I had sex with this boy last night:
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April 14th, 2004 @ 5:24pm
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per everyone's advice, i've decided to give it some time.
"it" is actually two different issues, but I guess they both need time.
I'm finding meaning in things that are meaningless. I don't understand anything my chemistry professor is saying in relation to chemistry so I'm taking it all and applying it directly to life. Ionization energies measure the tendency of a neutral atom to resist the loss of electrons and I'm feeling a bit like Francium.
Aside from knowing I felt like it, I knew nothing about Francium a minute ago so I looked it up:
Francium was discovered by Marguerite Perey (France) in 1939. Named for France, the nation of its discovery. It is highly rare and unstable, radioactive metal. I guess aside from the France thing, it is about accurate.
I wish I could be more like Helium or Neon: I've always admired those noble gasses, but they have their downfalls too. Colorless, inert, hella abundant.
time stands still, all I can feel is the time standing still as you put down the keys and say, "don't call me please," while the radio plays "I think I need a new heart".....
someone make out with me.
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